第一章 无敌腹黑
1 We Close at Ten 我们十点关门
2 Burglars Broke into the House 盗贼来访
3 A Polite Horse 有礼貌的马
4 Have the Money 致富
5 The Man Is Looking for It 他正在找呢
6 Egges 鸡蛋
7 Kept Coming Back 总是飞回来
8 Good News and Bad News 好消息与坏消息
9 You Should Be Replaced 你应该被替换
10 How to Get a Seat by the Fire 怎样在火炉旁找个好座位
11 It Hurts 疼
12 Is He Really Ill 他真病了吗
13 Sharing on the Train 火车上的共享
14 Letter from A Fool 傻瓜来信
15 To Bury the Goldfish 埋金鱼
16 Perfect Project 完美设计
17 Two Hundred Times 两百遍
18 Who on earth Lost 到底谁输了
19 The Eager Beaver 工作狂
20 Two Soldiers 两个士兵
21 Fishing with a Mirror 用镜子钓鱼
22 A Large Hole 大水坑
23 A Shoebox 鞋盒
24 NASA Mars Mission 国航局火星计划
25 Two plus Two 二加二
26 Drunk Superman 喝醉的超人
第二章 萌倒童年
1 Mother and Son 母与子
2 Why Is He Crying 他为什么哭
3 Is It a Good Way 是好办法吗
4 Why Is Your Face So Red 你的脸为什么那么红
5 A Clever Girl 聪明的小女孩
6 A Good Box of Matches 一盒好火柴
7 It Was Fine This Morning 今天早晨还好着呢
8 I Need His Football 我需要他的足球
9 What do They Eat 吃什么
10 A Boy with a Big Head 大头娃娃
11 A Good Boy 好孩子
12 Where Is the Father 爸爸在哪儿
13 I Just Showed Him 我只是让他看了看
14 List Your Sins 列出你的过错
15 God's Creations 上帝的创造
16 Pregnant 怀孕
17 Two Cents a Glass 两分一杯
18 Little Rock Buys the Bread 小洛克买面包
19 The New Baby 新宝宝
20 An Artist's Daughter 画家的女儿
21 Lucky Mother 幸运的母亲
22 Why Does It Rain on the Road Too 雨为什么也要下在路上呢
23 She Wants to Keep Them 她想占有它们
24 Whose Baby Is It 谁的宝宝
25 Jesus Is in the Bathroom 耶稣在卫生间里
26 Big TroubIe 麻烦大了
第三章 名人趣谈
1 Before the Foundering 沉船之前
2 Hat 帽子
3 There Isn't a Scar on Your Body 身上没有疤
4 1+1=1 1+1=1
5 1 Make Way for a Fool 给傻瓜让路
6 Wearing Glass 戴眼镜
7 Autograph 签名
8 You Have Already Beacome a Great Man 你已经成了伟人
9 What Are You Really Thinking about 你在想什么
10 You Should Pay Double Tuition 你应该付双倍的学费
11 I Have Continually to Bow 不断致意
12 Stamp 邮票
13 Borrow a Book 借书
14 Editor's Reply 编辑的答复
15 Worn out Overcoat 爱因斯坦的破烂外套
16 He Bathes on Behalf of Me 他代我洗澡
17 Charming Girl 美女
18 A Strange Creature 奇怪的生物
19 A Humorist 一位幽默家
20 "The Pope Is Never Wrong"Is Not True 教皇永无过错
21 Elementary Knowledge 基础知识
22 A Story of Jimmy Durante 杜兰特的单口相声
23 What Did He Eat 牛顿"吃饭"
第四章 狗血江湖
1 My First Operation 第一次手术
2 Bouncing Up and Down 上下跳动
3 Rules for Success 成功法则
4 You Were Flying Too Low 飞得太低了
5 Introductions 介绍
6 Got It Again 旧病复发
7 I Didn't 我没打过
8 First Baby 第一胎
9 Computer Language 计算机语言
10 Experience 经验
11 Do You Need Help 需要帮忙吗
12 The Last Tooth 最后一颗牙
13 Pregnant 怀孕
14 That Officer Was Not Popular 不受欢迎的长官
15 Surgeons 外科医生
16 Is She Pregnant 她怀孕了?
17 The Warm‐hearted Nurse 热心的护士
18 Appeal 上诉
19 The Taxi Driver and the Priest 出租车司机和牧师
20 A Brand‐new Brain 全新大脑
21 Traffic Accident 交通事故
22 A Tough Marine Sergeant 粗鲁的海军中士
23 How Many Can Be Discharged 多少人能出院
24 That's Your Worry 那是你的事
25 Post Haste 紧急邮递
26 Old Fire Truck 旧消防车
27 A Smuggler 走私犯
28 Protect Himself 保护自己
29 Cover the Shadow with Sand 用沙子遮住影子
30 In Prison VS at Work 监狱与单位
第五章 亲密关系
1 I Was in Love and Didn't Notice It 恋爱中没有注意到
2 I'm the Bridegroom's Mother 我是新郎的母亲
3 Looking for a Husband 找个丈夫
4 In the Swimming Pool 在游泳池里
5 Marry 结婚
6 Be inside the Coat 我在外套里
7 I'm Hooked on You 我被你勾住了
8 Not My Daughter 不是我的女儿
9 Dating 约会
10 The Baby Will Just Like You Tomorrow 宝宝明天就像你了
11 Change 变化
12 We're Divorced 我们已经离婚了
13 The New Telephone Number 新号码
14 It's Too Late 太晚了
15 Promise or Threat 承诺还是威胁
16 Some Conversations on Married Life 婚姻百态
17 Thirty Years Younger Than Me 比我年轻三十岁
18 He Asked Me First 他先向我索吻了
19 Birthday Rose 生日玫瑰
20 What Are You Going to Do This Evening 你今天晚上要干什么去
21 A Penny Pincher 守财奴
22 Rejuvenation Pill 返老还童药片
23 My Wife Makes All Small Decisions 小事老婆说了算
24 Twins 双胞胎
25 I Had Him Buried Upside down 脸朝下埋的
26 Always Share 分享一切
27 The Perfect Husband 完美丈夫
第六章 最强大脑
1 I Think That I Am a Bird 我认为自己是一只鸟
2 Does He Bite 它咬人吗
3 Put the Peach Back on the Tree 把桃子放回树上去
4 I Did Not 我才没有
5 Poisonous Snakes 毒蛇
6 Frog 青蛙
7 Pose for Pictures 拍照留念
8 Tell Horses Apart 区分马
9 Space Race 太空竞赛
10 Chewing Gum 口香糖
11 Small White Rabbit Fishing 小白兔钓鱼
12 One for the Price of Two 一物二价
13 Flying Turtle 飞翔的海龟
14 The Ability of the Kangaroo 袋鼠的能力
15 Special Kiss 特殊的亲吻
16 Another Choice 另一个选择
17 Eat，Coat 大衣，你吃吧
18 A Boring Man 无聊之人
19 He Was Only Wrong by Two 他的答案只比正确答案差二
20 The Talking Frog 会讲话的青蛙
21 Hot Air Balloon 热气球
22 Fast Chicken 跑得飞快的鸡
23 Pay for the Mother 为"妈妈"埋单
24 Caught by Cannibals 被食人族抓住
25 Lion and Lady 狮子和女郎
26 A Fish Tale 一条鱼的故事
27 Special Pig 神奇的猪
28 Who Had the Most Tragic Death 谁死得更惨
第七章 急中生智
1 Handsome Man 帅哥
2 Fat Man and Thin Man 胖子和瘦子
3 Big Surprise 大吃一惊
4 Can Not Stop 无法停下来
5 The Best Stimulant 最佳兴奋剂
6 All Your Life 你的一生
7 Lawyer's Answer 律师的回答
8 The Autograph 签名
9 A Moron 白痴
10 A New Employee 新职员
11 It's Hard to Tell One from the Other 双胞胎难辨
12 The 15th Vice President 第十五位副行长
13 Who Should Change 谁该换？
14 The Bill 账单
15 To Take Love More Seriously than Friendship 重色轻友
16 Distance 距离
17 I'm Calling to Report My Neighbor 检举揭发
18 Suitcase 手提箱
19 Perfect Match 绝配
20 What's on Your Back 你的背上放什么东西
21 A New York Lawyer 一名纽约律师
22 The Cleverest Son 最聪明的儿子
23 Don't Worry 不必担心
24 The Servant's Ruse 仆人的诡计
25 A Rick Does Long Way 一招解决大问题
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